yo instagram that shit its cute as BALLS
gives award to myself for going a full night with (almost) no alcohol
AU where you’re a normal human until you hit puberty and you start turning into a monster.
Literally a monster. Like a harpie, a werewolf, a semi-snake (sorry forgot the name) or even a mermaid, a centaur, a vampire, a fawn, ect …
Like you get this very awkard phase between…
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
CHAMPION OF THE
YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE
FOR EV ERY ONE!
does america even know whats going on in scotland right now
like do people even know the lyrics to scotlands anthem
england is like “bless our glorious leader”
but scotlands is like “we had it all, then we got fucked, but we can still fuck them back” it enCOURAGES INDEPENDENCE
im going to loudly sing flower of scotland changing the words to be about drinking to see if anyone wakes up